sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???


When you find out the shy girl is a freak 

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Me: so what u tryna do image

Her: idk… im not really experienced but theres some things i wanna try..

Me: like what

Her: I dont wanna say…. im shy…

Me:  It’s ok i dont judge

Her:  Well …. oh gosh um… i kinda want u to tie me to the bed and fuck my throat until i cant breathe

Me:

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orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD


browningtons:

*about to have sex*

wait

*turns anime figures away*


bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?


starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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bewbin:

MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY 

bewbin:

MARYLIN MONROE WAS NOT A SIZE 0 SHE HAD CURVES. I CAN’T BELEIVE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO SOCIETY 


acowardlylion:

first date questions


lindsaylohoean:

me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 

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